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I'm so random I don't even know what random is anymore!

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APRIL FOOLS. LUCINDA REALLY DID CALL


OH PLEASE THAT DERE FAT MAN COULDN'T WAKE UP FROM A NAP EVEN IF THE WHOLE LAIR WAS BURNING DOWN AROUND HIM.


HEY WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S HAPPENED IT'S BEEN LIKE ALMOST A YEAR OR SOME SHIZZLE SHIZNIT. WHAT DOES THIS THING DO AGAIN


POOR BOSS. THAT WAS A YEAR AGO AND HE STILL LIKES TO GO ON DEM OCASSIONAL RANTS ABOUT HOW HE AND SHADOU, THE ULTIMATE EDGEFORM ALMOST CONQUERED THE WORLD TOGETHER N STUFF!


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SONIC'S HOMEWORLD MOBIUS IS FLAT JUST LIKE THE EARTH IS. CHECKMATE, SPHERECUCKS!


HEY. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL.


CONSISTENT SUCCESS. IT'S THE PERFECT CONTRAST TO YOUR OBSCURITY AND FAILURE


WELL I MEAN WHO ARE YA GONNA BLAME? IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERY YEAR YOUR BIRTHDAY IS COMPLETELY OVERSHADOWED BY SONIC'S POPULARITY AND


OH WELL, I'M SURE IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.


TOMORROW IT'S SONIC'S BIRTHDAY, BUT I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE'S BIRTHDAY TOO, THOUGH I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO'S.


HEY @PissedKnuckles WHERE IS YOUR EMEROOD?


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@Tomboy_Misty YOU CAN SUCK MY POKEBALLS!


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@PissedKnuckles you can eat my knuckle sandwich!! No pun intended :)


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@Tomboy_Misty When you gunna make me a sandwich?


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I sag my pants till my ass shows, even slap hoes, yeah I'm an asshole.


STILL MAKING MILKSHAKES, GUYS. THEY'RE COMING IN HOT. WAIT NO THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. THEY'RE COMING IN COLD...? #DNEgg


*MEANWHILE CUBOT GETS TO MAKE MILKSHAKES FOR EVERYBODY.* #DNEgg


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ATTN @Chiefs: We received several reports of a blue hedgehog sighting at Qualcomm on Sunday. Did you see anything? 😕


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