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An apparently hot take: Christmas should expand into January, not drift back into November Put down the mistletoe and enjoy the rest of apple season, you freaks!


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the AI thing reminds me of the return-to-office thing, where companies already spent too much money on big offices so they’re forcing employees to go in. companies already spent too much money on dogshit AI so they’re forcing it on consumers despite heavy evidence nobody wants it


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George W. Bush mid-shoe throw costume


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I actually think the only thing you should be able to buy with SNAP is 550 pounds of BBQ sauce at a time but that’s just me

TheWapplehouse's tweet image. I actually think the only thing you should be able to buy with SNAP is 550 pounds of BBQ sauce at a time but that’s just me

I found these last night because I just had to see for myself. no one on government assistance needs any of these items

nclaurel's tweet image. I found these last night because I just had to see for myself. no one on government assistance needs any of these items


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FACTS about SNAP: -35% to white people (largest share) -90% to people born in 🇺🇸 -86% to households with kids -70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)

TheTNHoller's tweet image. FACTS about SNAP: 

-35% to white people (largest share) 
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸 
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)

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Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere


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AND NOT JUST WALMART‼️


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Hey boss, we finished uploading those pictures from the women’s event—real ominous and rapey like you asked

fishontherun2's tweet image. Hey boss, we finished uploading those pictures from the women’s event—real ominous and rapey like you asked

We had an extremely packed house (500+ RSVPs) for tonight’s “Cool Girls for Capitalism” event in support of Cuomo for mayor. The whole event came together in less than 1 week I don’t support antisemitism or socialism so that makes my vote easy! Save NYC! 🗽

erica_wenger's tweet image. We had an extremely packed house (500+ RSVPs) for tonight’s “Cool Girls for Capitalism” event in support of Cuomo for mayor. The whole event came together in less than 1 week

I don’t support antisemitism or socialism so that makes my vote easy! Save NYC! 🗽
erica_wenger's tweet image. We had an extremely packed house (500+ RSVPs) for tonight’s “Cool Girls for Capitalism” event in support of Cuomo for mayor. The whole event came together in less than 1 week

I don’t support antisemitism or socialism so that makes my vote easy! Save NYC! 🗽
erica_wenger's tweet image. We had an extremely packed house (500+ RSVPs) for tonight’s “Cool Girls for Capitalism” event in support of Cuomo for mayor. The whole event came together in less than 1 week

I don’t support antisemitism or socialism so that makes my vote easy! Save NYC! 🗽
erica_wenger's tweet image. We had an extremely packed house (500+ RSVPs) for tonight’s “Cool Girls for Capitalism” event in support of Cuomo for mayor. The whole event came together in less than 1 week

I don’t support antisemitism or socialism so that makes my vote easy! Save NYC! 🗽


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do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient romans were willing to be paid in salt


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Nothing like chatting with the boys around a table with 47 to go cups on it

"If you ever think about a woman with lust, it's already cheating" - Justin bieber 🗣



This part cracks me up so bad bc I obviously thought it was an accident then he says this 😂

This has always been one of my favorites



This part killlls me 😂

This has always been one of my favorites



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i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink


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The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed


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the worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person


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Pete Hegseth conducted a live fire exercise over I-5 as part of a made-for-Fox stunt for him and Vance which had a misfire that struck a Highway Patrol vehicle and could have killed people? Who could have foreseen this?


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You’re laughing. Three million Rob Schneider fans are trapped in a digital purgatory and you’re laughing

Lmao I think this might be overstating the gravity of the situation a little

TakeThatNurses's tweet image. Lmao I think this might be overstating the gravity of the situation a little


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Here is a list of documents stolen by Trump from the indictment. Take time to read it and ask why exactly any former president would need these after leaving office. Jack Smith knows. It’s time for the truth to be revealed. Please share.

anthon7yandrews's tweet image. Here is a list of documents stolen by Trump from the indictment. Take time to read it and ask why exactly any former president would need these after leaving office. Jack Smith knows. It’s time for the truth to be revealed. Please share.
anthon7yandrews's tweet image. Here is a list of documents stolen by Trump from the indictment. Take time to read it and ask why exactly any former president would need these after leaving office. Jack Smith knows. It’s time for the truth to be revealed. Please share.
anthon7yandrews's tweet image. Here is a list of documents stolen by Trump from the indictment. Take time to read it and ask why exactly any former president would need these after leaving office. Jack Smith knows. It’s time for the truth to be revealed. Please share.

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