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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.


The corollary to this is also a problem. Certainty reads as competence but it shouldn't. Folks that are certain about something have decided to stop learning. The most productive professionals that I know, love to learn.

Lack of competence reads as uncertain. Uncertainty reads as shaky. Shaky feels unsafe to women. Be decisive or be unattractive. #GYBB



Faith is the opposite of belief. If you have to close your mind off to new things just to hold onto an idea, it's a very small idea. Life is the biggest idea.

Faith is the belief in what can't be proven. Why admire a man of faith when he is just a guy who can't prove anything he says?



Eating before noon is thirsty af.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day? That’s why I don’t eat it. I’m not trying to clout chase.



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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day? That’s why I don’t eat it. I’m not trying to clout chase.


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I'm thinking about getting a weighted blanket but the lifter in me wants to get the heaviest one possible, like ima squat my blanky in my sleep


My squad and me lack of respect for authority Laughin' hard, happy to be escapin' poverty, however brief - Jay Z #ReasonableDoubtMondays


When you're listening to Whap and the French Montana verse comes on. youtube.com/watch?v=RaVewR…


"I'm out here slinging, bringing the drama, trying to come up In the game" - Memphis Bleek Ya'll play it boring and wonder why you ain't havin' any fun. #ReasonableDoubtMondays


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I asked my friend who lives two hours away if she wanted to sleepover tonight so she asked her boss if she could have a remote day and her boss said no so technically my friend’s boss just told two 30 year olds that they couldn’t have a sleepover which legally makes her our mom


"If ya feel it raise ya L in the sky" #ReasonableDoubtMonday


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JUST ANNOUNCED: @pdeezjokes returns to Union Hall with PART 2️⃣ of his one-man show, Petey DeAbreu: Before Comedy After Crime, on Saturday, August 6th! Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/3Onhcf2

UnionHallNY's tweet image. JUST ANNOUNCED: @pdeezjokes returns to Union Hall with PART 2️⃣ of his one-man show, Petey DeAbreu: Before Comedy After Crime, on Saturday, August 6th! 

 Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/3Onhcf2

Wavy

everyone remembers their first white collar crime glo up 🌟 new episode featuring @pdeezjokes out now youtu.be/rYcSy_-iBzw



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