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Mary Defoe

@DauntlessDefoe

Liquor and long hair. Recently divorced and looking for some fun. New to Storybrooke #OC #Literate

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-Sees that reply and accidentally sends @ObstinateMayor a tasteful nude-


Haaaaaaaappy new year! *pulls @ObstinateMayor into a 3 hour kiss*


How you know you're talkin up the right mayor. 😏

DauntlessDefoe's tweet image. How you know you're talkin up the right mayor. 😏

That's sort of frightening. Did the curse do that to them?


Is your town always this...unique?


Probably not, the other Regina has pictures of the former president...with cornrows.


Mary knew it had been a god awful long time since she'd seen @The_Blind_Witch. She hadn't meant to let time slip as it had, but she'd --


This wasn't my fault! Unless you're talking about /us/ then yes, alcohol was definitely how it started.


If you say so, your majesty.


I thought you weren't rushing into things?


I wonder, would Regina still find me attractive if I dyed my hair blonde, like Miss Swan's.


Did someone say acid? Can I have a trip?


I'm definitely hating technology today.


I say Mal's a bore and you say she's a whore... As I recall, you're a man who likes a twist on words, yes?


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