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Dave Error

@DaveError

Former staff writer for The Dana Carvey Show, The Twilight Zone, & that one episode of Mad Men. Author: 'Electric Type Rider' pub. May 2021. Co-founder of UCB.

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The most Jewish thing about the Beastie Boys is how many of their lines start with "Well..."


I'm against the antisemitism at Colombia U. but I'm also 6 credits short of a Masters in Fucking. So I am not going to weigh in on the debate for a bit.


Society ended when they stopped throwing lighters up


Co-worker told me yesterday he doesn't like any hip-hop really except for "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre & Ice Cube. Like, just that song.


I own more Dragon Magazines than you do.


Who will win the Fuck Contest?


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I'm about to crash out with my gash out


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It's cool to be a cat


If your name is Cameron there's a 55% chance you're into QAnon


There's not really an element of life I can't think of in some way that I don't despise - but I did get home drunk, watch a video of my friends dog fucking a Mickey Mouse doll in front of his family, and giggle to myself alone. You can't take that part of it all from me.


🎵Thats me in the corner - knowing more than you about Jamie Gillis, watchin Waterpower Trying to explain, to my friends And I don't know if I can do it Because he's really into butts I haven't said enough 🎶


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can you imagine how hard it’s gotta be to diagnose an italian for a concussion

Tommy DeVito just got shellacked.



Chuck Woolery has died. That makes two people who've blocked me on Twitter sent to the afterlife. A lesson to be learned.


The first butt is the deepest


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The moon and Venus set in New Orleans

marcorasi1960's tweet image. The moon and Venus set in New Orleans

People who do the same costume for Halloween every year as their "thing" always bother me a little. Nothing to lose sleep over. But I note it. I remember.


Urine urine everywhere; and not a drop to drink


I do not think it was a masterpiece or anything, but I'm starting to think CIVIL WAR is replacing REQUIEM FOR A DREAM for my new demarcation line of whether someone understands movies. "I hated it, they don't explain how the war started" vs. "That's because it isn't the point"


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if i was a defense contractor i'd simply sleep with the hot chinese spy and NOT leave her alone in the room with my laptop lol like how hard is that

this is the most realistic “foreign assets on US soil” shit because it DOES happen For us defense contractors we don’t wear our badges outside of work but you get the occasional pencil pusher at a bar right outside the corpo building get approached by the suspiciously loner…



I just drove around Queens between the same 3 locations for nearly 4 hours filming myself for a focus group, and can't tell if I'm a crafty side-hustler or a complete fucking moron


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