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Why are we seeing so many toilet paper ads on TV? Are they afraid they’re going to lose the hoarder market?
Grocery store is out of meat, chicken and toilet paper. Bars, theaters and comedy clubs are closed. At least I still have my fidget spinner.
Apparently we’ve decided that “Chinese Virus” is racist and the correct term is “Covid-19 Virus”. So anyone else up for “Covid-19 Takeout” tonight?
Went to a local store to get some supplies. Saw a few people wearing masks. It’s New Bedford and they were Super Hero masks so life here is still pretty normal.
I just realized that my dog only protects my house because he needs the healthcare.
Imagine if our elected representatives fought harder for us than they do for power. Support term limits. #NoIncumbents
Despite what Bruce Willis has said, if you search Christmas Movies on Amazon Prime the results include Die Hard. Discuss.
My luck is so bad that I predict that the day after I die they will discover the secret to immortality.
Today is #NationalSTEMDay! Let's continue to inspire students to pursue careers in science, technology, engineering, and mathematics - our future depends on them! 👩🔬👨🏽🚀👩💻
Great Job @OhioState 👍
An impressive tribute to the Apollo 11 mission! 👏Great work @OhioState. I know Neil would have been proud of his home State.
I was driving with the window open, my hair blowing all over. Then as I let out a huge yawn I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Scared me to death. I though Gary Busey was chasing me.
Wow!!!! Just read about the suicide note left next to the body of Jeff Epstein. "Jeffrey will be unable to face these baseless charges, as he no longer is." signed Epstein's Mother.
I will be at The Feast this afternoon at the Kilburn Mill Booth. Stop by and say hi. We’re giving stuff away and you get a discount to Lenny Clarke Oct 18th only available during a The Feast.
Entire ref crew in tonight’s Blues/Sharks game should be fired and forced to return whatever they have been paid to date. #NHL #CrappyRefs
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