The All American
@DavidStandal
Comedian | Host | Fargo | Cellar Comedy Club | Tim & Dave Show | Alf | Radio Free Fargo KRFF | 701 | Davey & Rascal Show 95.9FM Tues 7am-9am |
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Bank robber: step on it! Other bank robber: [putting gun to drivers head] fucking drive or I’ll kill you [lights start flashing in car] Robber: what the fuck Cab driver: [through tears] welcome to cash cab
Do you guys ever regret not taking your grandmother's medication? You were too young to conceptualize how high you could have gotten?
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Fargo PD be like.. help us find this criminal. Like I'm suppsoed to locate El Chupacabra.
Fargo PD be like: LOOK SEE! WE GOT A GAY OFFICER! WE'RE GOOD, RIGHT? SEE WE ARENT ALL BAD. REMEMBER THAT WHEN SHE'S PUTTING YOU IN THE SLEEPER HOLD. WE LOVE GAYS.
You're a little boot licking nark, Hannah. Pigs don't get Peanut Butter Patties.
Hey everybody, look at Junior Officer Dipshit. Thin Blue Line? I bet you can't even spell "Blue" you piece of shit.
FUN FACT: a good way to reduce depression symptoms. Is to take the medication prescribed to you by your doctor.
*smoking with my friend* Friend: Bro are you high? Me: Yeah dude, I'm —
When I take exquisitely high doses of DMT this is what I hope to achieve.
Imagine a police dog gives you this stupid look before biting your nuts and face off.
Jahova at my door: "Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" Me: "Man.. (drags vape) Jesus huh? haven't heard that name in ages."
Hey I drove out to Bismarck to do this podcast with a couple cool white dudes. Many topics are covered. Give it a watch or face my wrath. youtu.be/4BrqK7YPM1w
We’re doing what every other comic is doing. A podcast. Listen to @DavidStandal , Marquay, and I talk about cool stuff youtu.be/re9p-inTvQQ
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