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Stepped in a puddle from a piece of melted ice and as the water drenched my sock i felt like Qui-Gon Jinn getting impaled by Darth Maul
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life if all of my friends lived within a 20 minute walking radius
RIP to a motivational legend. “There is no tomorrow, there is no tomorrow!”
Suddenly had to use the bathroom in the middle of the movie and i looked at my drink in the cup holder like it just betrayed me after 10 years of friendship.
The lady told me to have a good workout and i told her “you too”. Smh now i gotta change gyms.
That’s my secret cap….I’m always stressed
How are men so good at hiding all the stressful things going on in their lives?
Saw a dude shoot for the trash can and missed. When he turned i acted like i wasn’t looking. Taking that L was already hard enough, that’s between him and the trash can.
That megachurch shit just come on the tv after the football game and at this point just send me to hell.
Imagine my surprise when i decide to go to the gym and arrive to see it’s fucking gone
If you do me dirty don’t bother saying sorry because only god forgives, and i can’t walk on water.
I’m not one for traditions, but listening to fireworks by drake on the 4th of July is a non-negotiable
Bro walked into the gym with a whole carton of iced coffee. Forget the pre-workout this man is WIRED.
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