David Bye
@Dbye3
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I once interviewed at Taco Bell (already having three years experience at McDonalds) and they called me back for a 2nd interview?? The interviewer was too large to sit in the chair so we both stood. Didn’t get the job. This was rock bottom for me.
In high school I stumbled upon printable Taco Bell coupons online that my friends and I used for a few years to the tune of easily $10k in free Taco Bell
The Kroger guy that brought out my grocery pickup order saluted me yesterday. There’s a spectrum of federal employee appreciation between Elon Musk and this Kroger guy. Be like the Kroger guy @kroger
My last two weeks, as well as the foreseeable future
I hope they at least don’t tell Biden. Let him be happy. Give him an ice cream cone.
Trouble finding a job? Have you tried offering the recruiter a knuckle sandwich?
I don't know about you but I plan on staring directly at the sun
Now starting March 11, they want us in the office once a week… This is my personal 9/11
Getting offered a fully remote job just days away from Selection Sunday
Spoken into existence #doorsopened
Just did the ol’ LinkedIn DM slide and sent in my resume for my dream job. Hoping some doors open in the near future #staytuned
ちっちゃいコビーと。 ぼくの名前から命名されたんだ🥹😌✨ w Kobi named after me
Thought this was a phishing scam at first but after I looked at his website, this Warren guy is actually worth a lot of money. #omaha @WarrenBuffett
Forgot to add pumpkin butter to the list last year and I got burned on it again. Won’t make that mistake again. That’s why we have the list #pumpkin
Every year I try every pumpkin flavored thing I can find and I keep a running list of the bad pumpkin items. You can assume I’ve tried everything not on the list and it was good. Pumpkin season opener tonight trying a pumpkin hard cider. Here is the current list:
Every year I try every pumpkin flavored thing I can find and I keep a running list of the bad pumpkin items. You can assume I’ve tried everything not on the list and it was good. Pumpkin season opener tonight trying a pumpkin hard cider. Here is the current list:
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