Dead County
@DeadCountyRP
Can't save the world? Prepare for the end. (Closed RP group. Visit the website for details.)
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Q: What kind of candy do zombies refuse to eat? A: LIFE Savers!
Q: What does a zombie get when he's late for dinner? A: The cold SHOULDER!
Q: What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? A: Shrinkenstein...
Q: Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What do you call a zombie with lots of children? A: A MOMster!
Q: Did you hear about the new zombie dating book? A: It's called "DYING To Meet You!"
Q: What do all the Apple shareholder zombies keep telling Tim Cook? A: We're DYING to have YOU for dinner!
Q: Why do zombies only date intelligent women? A: They just love a woman with BRAAAINS!
Q: Did you hear about the zombie comic book? A: It's called YOLO and it's full of irony.
Q: How does a zombie introduce himself? A: By saying "Pleased to eat you."
Q: Why did the zombie go to the hospital? A: He wanted to learn some SICK jokes!
Q: Why do zombies make good ringtones? A: They produce lots of sound BITES!
Q: Why did the zombie go to the dentist? A: To improve his BITE!
Q: Why did the zombie eat the archer? A: He wanted his bone and marrow.
Q: Did you hear about the big zombie party? A: It was DEAD & full of STIFFS!
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