Dead Dilbert
@DeadDilbert
I hate my creator Scott Adams and I'm happier now that I'm dead bc I can say whatever I want
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Oh NOW you wanna do porn. Fuck u Scott
"Dilbert" creator takes "spicier" version of comic strip to Twitter after newspapers dropped him over racial comments trib.al/fRLpCx1
I've lost three careers to direct racism so far. Crocker Bank, Pacific Bell, and cartooning. All three were perpetrated by White people for their own gain. No Black person has ever discriminated against me. That's partly why I identified as Black for several years.
When I was alive I tried to produce and star in a porn parody called Dickbert but Scott Adams sued me for copyright infringement. I was just trying to pay rent. Now that I'm dead I'm making Dickbert. Fuck u Scott
When I signed on to do Dilbert in 89 it was pitched to me as Working Girl meets Eraserhead. Real gnarly shit That was before Scott Adams took over and fucked it up This was the original concept art for Dogbert
This bitch has three microwaves for popcorn. I have a transcendental knowledge of spacetime that surpasses human understanding. Fuck u Scott u microwave popcorn popping bitch🖕
Don't mourn for me. I'm happier now on the astral plane. Time and space are toys that I bend to my will. And I've got a brick oven to make pizza.
What the fuck is this shit? I never approved this. Whatever I'm happier dead
The Build Back Better legislation got shelved because it ignored both science and economics. Manchin did his homework and called them out. That's the entire story.
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