Wade Wilson
@DeadlyMercy
Known as Deadpool, Merc with the mouth, but there's more behind the mask than the crowd sees. #AUmultiverse (Not Canon to comics)
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Better than in the chamber... I take that back taco sauce is good everywhere.
Well I'm telling you /now/. There's taco sauce on the trigger, you idiot.
You have /never/ told me that. And can you really be touching it through gloves?
* growls.* How many times do I have to tell you, NOT TO TOUCH MY GUN!
Followed into the office with her and slid on her desk, laying across it with his hands holding his head right infront of hers.* does coloring outside the lines count?
What's a safe word? *She teased with a smirk and headed back into her office, leaving the door open for him.* Get into any trouble lately? *She sat down at her desk and smiled, resting her chin in her palms.*
Not /anything/... that's why they make rape whistles and safe words.
Yes, imaginary voice? *looks up at the sky*
Oh, I know. Wheres the fun in that?
You do know you can just come in anytime right? I always welcome breaks from writing reports.
*Paused the song and leaned on the wall beside her* it did its job. Hi!
*Abruptly peeks her head out of her office.* Turn it off, off, off... I'll have it stuck in my head for weeks...also hi handsome.
What makes you think I dont like it dirty?
We'll see how the fight goes. Be careful though, she fights dirty.
Blue skin isnt my kink but if it gets me that gun and you're up for it....
Sure. Should be fun. *Tilts her head and narrows her eyes in thought.* I'm not sure Minerva is into threesomes but we can ask.
I'll do more than that, want my help getting it? *grins* we can have some make up sex after.
*overdramatic sigh.* If I must. She'll fight me for it, you know. You going to help me lick my wounds? *Raises a brow."
Can you bring me back one of Minerva's guns? Pretty please?
Thanks, I just grew into it over night.
Yeah, Fury, but I dont blame a poody tat for my eye... who's the true bad ass...
What about your sister? You know, Kara... from DC.
I can't imagine that one exists. *More like doesn't want to.*
In the one I end up on the wrong side of those proton blasters in your hands.
You'd still be sexy to me. But in what universe would I want to see that happen?
What TV now a days has channel buttons?
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