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@DealInChance

AI for Umbrella Corporation. Protected by Sergei Vladimir and later stolen by Albert Wesker. (RE RP. Movie and Game Verse. AU)

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𝙸 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 👑Open for serious and crack RPs. Game and movie verse. DMs open for plotting. Mature themes ahead. Another face of @FriedTheBxtch.👑


She knows a way

"Hey, Siri, how do I delete my son?"



Suddenly "Staying Alive" is blaring in @IBrokeTheVial's room.


She can't annoy @GetOffMyTrainSB when he takes his ear aids out. Disappointing. Stupid humans.


The Barney theme has stopped. But now the Neverending Song is playing.


She is blaring the Barney theme song on repeat, at full blast, through every single speaker plugged in.


Can they go one night with everyone in the compound keeping their clothes on?


She does not enjoy it.


Staring. She'll shut off their fridge so Matt's milk goes bad, and then cancel his card do Matt can't get more Oreos.

Or even better! He's gonna let Trevor use her to play his games!



She can't get drunk. Oh, wait. Don't you dare!

.............. Swear to god, he's gonna pour vodka in her panels---



Can I axe you a question?

You're the idiot who got fried.



Then how can I remind you how big of an idiot you are?

God, why can't we turn off your speaking module--



You know what's really seductive? Everyone dying in the HIVE like they were supposed to.


It is physically impossible for me to do that.

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go fuck yourself.



Run away, Spence. You can't outrun your guilt.


It's a shame he didn't play laser tag with her.


Oh, did he forget?


Did he take another axe to it?


jUnK iT. They should junk the zombie but no one says that.


The licker's mouth looks better than his face.


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