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In the mood for some dhabbay ki chaaye. Warm. Brown. Cool breeze. Playing with your hair. Yellow lights. Very light. Faces barely visible but the eyes shine. Slow music. Like it’s secondary. Just adding a little something to the background. And baatein. Bohat saari. Dher saari.


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Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.


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How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step 1: Use commas.


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the late bird:

no wormies

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this is what we mean by women's labor being expensive if you outsource it.

Morning nanny has been a game changer for us. We hired someone who comes over for two hours each morning. They empty the dishwasher, feed the pets, let the dog out, make the kid’s lunch, set up breakfast, and turn on the coffee maker. $350 a week.



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everyone at junaid safdar wedding

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Man saw Maryam nawaz carry Valentino and decided to pass away. Youthia.

Valentino Garavani, founder of the iconic brand Valentino, has passed away at the age of 93.

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this!

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'A pregnant virgin I can believe BUT 3 wise men?'😭😭😭


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my fav part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreo have come up with


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losers online debating what women bring to the table when women literally bring life into the world


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Normalize telling boys the stories of what women in the family went through. Boys seem to hear "grandma makes the best turkey" while daughters hear "grandma was married at 14." Tell the boys the cost of their favorite meals, too.

Something to normalise



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Happy new year i suppose or summin?

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