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Jessica Goode

@DecayedAngel

bitch.

visual identity / E.M. Photography by Igor Hrupin pinterest.com/pin/2222949315…


Operation: food coloring & sprinkles instagr.am/p/KMJhhLPgeP/


I'm stuck in paper jam hell.


Really, Buffalo Wildwings? You seat how many people and you only have three stalls in the women's bathroom?


I was so close to having my car back.


I don't understand this whole Movember/men's health/ mustache thing. I've seen women with mustaches...


When I'm king, the playing of harmonicas will be punishable by death.


Need. More. Coffee.


Who wants to join my guild?


I'll cheer for Evan Longoria when he plays for the Red Sox.


Never thought i'd say this, but... go Yankees.


If my dog is that intent on sniffing your crotch, you need to water your begonia. That is not "your dog" he smells... it's you.


Stupid homeless people... having a beer convention in my parking spot.


So glad I'm fat and happy, rather than skinny and bitchy all the damn time.


Taking a ride in a '66 chevelle super sport. Ahhhh sundays!


I'm sadly disappointed that instead of giving me an embarrassing facebook update, someone just searched "poop" on my phone's browser. :(


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