DecentRunner's profile picture. Some call me Jake, some also call me Jake the Snake, The Snake, and Snake the Jake.

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Some call me Jake, some also call me Jake the Snake, The Snake, and Snake the Jake.

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So this is my poem about running

DecentRunner's tweet image. So this is my poem about running

Going through this account is like a time machine back to highschool with no responsibilities other than running lol.


There's no better feeling of being freshly showered and getting into freshly washed sheets


In the past 6mins my roommate has been on the phone with his gf they've said "what's up" 6 times


It's 2017 why can't vending machines accept money with folded corners


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Very important Christmas poll!

Multicolored lights %49.4
White lights %50.6

85 vote · Final results


My long run yesterday

DecentRunner's tweet image. My long run yesterday
DecentRunner's tweet image. My long run yesterday
DecentRunner's tweet image. My long run yesterday

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BREAKING: @POTUS will designate the first-ever marine monument in the Atlantic Ocean: go.wh.gov/EYjFHZ

ObamaWhiteHouse's tweet image. BREAKING: @POTUS will designate the first-ever marine monument in the Atlantic Ocean:
go.wh.gov/EYjFHZ

Shout out to the 5Ks that have bagels


That's not true not all Jakes are snakes, Jake from State Farm


My bad Professor Science


pretty sure she meant that the star is now dead but we still see the light


I've never seen @MattCentrowitz and @ItsRamiMalek at the same time is that a coincidence I think not

DecentRunner's tweet image. I've never seen @MattCentrowitz and @ItsRamiMalek at the same time is that a coincidence I think not
DecentRunner's tweet image. I've never seen @MattCentrowitz and @ItsRamiMalek at the same time is that a coincidence I think not

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Colin Kaepernick did the MOST American of things: Stand up - or sit down - for what u believe in. What u don't know: interc.pt/2bskw9s


I can't find my Garmin charger so I've been wear a dead watch for a day now


One day the IOC is going to become so incompetent that they are going to give Florida the winter games


When I snapchat someone I just added I always have to go put a shirt on


Just had my 30 day briefing shit is getting real


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