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Watching @FiauraTankGirl on AW livestream (youtu.be/MunncAI4WWI) and hoping for Chieftain code.Thanks!
I watch curling with complete fascination, despite having no clue what's going on. I imagine it's like a dog watching a tennis match.
@lisalutz and @hallmarkmovie... Please get together and make a Spellman Files mystery movie series happen. #prettyplease
The Alabama/Illinois basketball game just lost picture. Best the #illini have looked all night.
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Is it weird that I totally expected the perfect couple on the perfume commercial I just watched to smack into a Sears appliance by the end?
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The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure I've never typed the words "janitor's closet" into my phone before. Strange. #autocompletweet
I am definitely in and out of the janitor's closet. I think you might like it. Check it out from your Android phone. #autocompletweet
My next tweet is brought to you entirely by autocomplete on my phone... #autocompletweet
@mattfraction Lol! Well, that was kind of abrupt, wasn't it? The entire series just flashed before my eyes <140 chars at a time. #studio60
Merry Arbor Day! I hope Treebeard the Jolly Ent was kind and left you lots of great presents under the Arbor Tree!! #TrickOrTree
@billamend Definitely squee-worthy. Definitely. #luckybastard
I'm lying in bed listening to my phone play folk music from a web radio station in Antarctica. How freakin' cool is that?!? #verycool
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