Dee Douglas
@DeethaDeveloper
Ionic Angular developer, Typescript fiend, writer
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Here’s a neat programming tip: Ballpark how far you are from your laptop. The severity of the prod bug the Project Manager just called you about is directly proportional to how far away you are from that laptop.
Is there a Google setting where I can specify that when I search for 80s action movies I am not, under any circumstance, looking for the remake and any result to that effect, can be filtered out. This is doubly true for Arnold movies.
“You never mention any of your associates by name. Except for that one fellow… Buggy” “Biggie! Big-gie!” “Buggy, Biggie, I don’t know his last name”
Is there a scientific explanation for how my dog can hear the sound of a single kibble hitting the bowl from across a football field but seems entirely oblivious to the F-150s and Yukons barreling towards him at intersections?
In tech, any initiative to liberate developers from bureaucratic constraints will be short lived as the management layer reorganizes itself to retake ownership of the development process by calcifying your revolution into policy. Ex: Agile is now just as constipated as waterfall.
QT this with your most controversial opinion. Mute notifications. Ignore replies.
When Kyrie pulls up a chair next to AD in the locker room carrying a banker’s box full of conspiracy theories.
POV: you’re home for Thanksgiving after struggling in your first semester at college and your auntie, on her 2nd box of Barefoot Pinot Grigio, gives you a pep talk.
There is no greater rage than when you remember your password, you’re careful about entering it 3 times yet you still get 401’d. Then when you change your password, you’re told you can’t use your last password. I’m contemplating frisbeeing my laptop out the window.
Creating an app that connects single men who have positively, absolutely looked everywhere for an item, with a woman to come find it in the most obvious place within 15 seconds. I will be this app’s power user.
Worse scorecard than 118-110 for Canelo in GGG I
If the Ultimate Warrior debuted in today's climate, someone would be making a speech at the RNC convention accusing the WWE of indoctrinating kids into becoming crackheads.
You know Twitter is cooked when it's been 24 hours and nobody has photoshopped that Secret Service agent over Melissa McCarthy in The Heat poster.
My favorite part of true crime shows is when a woman marries someone who will eventually add antifreeze to her Tom Collins to collect her insurance and she'll say: "He was just so irresistible. He was tall, handsome and really took care of his body." And then he looks like this:
It’s gone be an awkward conversation when I tell the fam our yearly Christmas trip is cancelled so I can go solo to Turkey.
no Turkey surgeons are fucking wild with their 8 surgeries at once…..this man came back looking 30 years younger
“No you can’t push your code directly to prod. QA hasn’t tested it, you’ve changed 36 files with no documentation, several of the variables you’ve introduced contain curse words. No, you’ve got to follow proper procedure. You can’t do it.”
In the future, before I buy anything or sign up for a service I’m going to check how easy it is to find a number to talk to a real C/S rep. Places bury it behind a forum, a FAQ, a bot and somewhere within this nesting doll is a number answered by someone angry you found them.
In honor of National Women’s Day, I decided not to send a 4,000 word text to my girlfriend on why Jalen Hurts might be the greatest Eagles QB after Cunningham
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