DefNotRyan's profile picture. I have come here to CHEW BUBBLEGUM and MAKE FRIENDS. And I’m ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM.

“Sex-negative coy boy” —The Economist
“Thinks he's people” —Vogue

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@DefNotRyan

I have come here to CHEW BUBBLEGUM and MAKE FRIENDS. And I’m ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM. “Sex-negative coy boy” —The Economist “Thinks he's people” —Vogue he/him

Looking increasingly certain I'm dropping twitter at the beginning of the year. I may have some sort of presence on Mastodon at @defnotryan@sideb.buzz but I'm not sure what that will be yet. DM me if you want my email address!


“Mister Ikari, do you hmean to tell me you’re on your THURD Tokyo??”

이 트윗은 더 이상 사용할 수 없습니다.

Somehow when I wasn’t paying attention I became flower pants guy


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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2023?

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KNIVES OUT 2: DEATH AND FAXES


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Dave Barry's 2022 year-in-review: miamiherald.com/living/liv-col…

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It’s pretty much 2023 and we stayin up late listening to audio dramas open.spotify.com/show/2WjuvIjlL…


My housemate asked, very genuinely, “Why do they call [New Jersey] the Garden State?” and I tried to say “Because-Oil-And-Petrochemical-Refinery-State-wouldn’t-fit-on-a-license-plate” so fast I almost sprained something


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star of wonder? you mean the thing that doxxed baby Jesus?


Guy who has the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene but eats it anyway


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friend: can you build me an app that- me: yes friend: -has a calendar feature to- me: no


This thread puts a finger on what I liked so much about Andor

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2023?

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