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The Defective Puck

@DefectivePuck

Purveyor of horrific acts of violence since the 1880s. #Satire #Parody #Hockey Unbiased except when discussing #ALLCAPS

Washington Capitals to propose option to decline penalties at next GM meeting.


Good afternoon, good evening and shut up Montreal! #ALLCAPS


The NHL is just going to rename that penalty “Too many Capitals on the ice”.


Don’t handle the puck Chuck. @Capitals


TJ Oshie’s season this far:


New life #ALLCAPS. Take advantage of it!


Do the #ALLCAPS have a B team that gets inserted into the game in the middle of the 2nd? They look like a different team.


1st Star of the Game???

Doing my part & bringing back the power pony to change up the mojo👱‍♀️ Let’s start a winning streak tonight in Dallas!! LET’S GO CAPS!!🏒 #ALLCAPS

alexalandestoy's tweet image. Doing my part & bringing back the power pony to change up the mojo👱‍♀️ Let’s start a winning streak tonight in Dallas!! LET’S GO CAPS!!🏒 #ALLCAPS


Nick Jensen gets my vote as the most improved player on the Washington Capitals’ roster this year.


Live look in at Samsonov #CapsHabs


I know it’s early but who would have predicted these @NHL standings:

DefectivePuck's tweet image. I know it’s early but who would have predicted these @NHL standings:

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta…even if it’s only 4 games into the season. #ALLCAPS

DefectivePuck's tweet image. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta…even if it’s only 4 games into the season. #ALLCAPS

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See you at midnight Flames fans! #RockTheRink

LibertyHockey's tweet image. See you at midnight Flames fans! #RockTheRink

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