Jayce
@Defend_Tomorrow
Defending Tomorrow with the power of bloody genius. (DP: http://sexy-bacon.deviantart.com/art/naked-jayce-318765851)
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I upgraded the Mercury Hammer. By which I mean I tied four Caulfield's Hammers to it.
Why have a Doomfist when you can have THESE GUNS? By which I mean the Mercury Cannon.
I'll be sure not to get into any hells in any cells. Wouldn't want any long lost brothers tearing off the door.
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Of course, I am the most electrifying man in all of Valoran even with a shirt. A five hundred valor shirt.
Unfortunately, I don't yell much. More of a pithy one-liner type of guy. Gotta stay cool, or something.
TINCAN says if you yell loudly enough and possess UNDYING RAGE, you don't need to fear frostbite in your extremities.
TINCAN, please search "why don't Tryndamere's nipples fall off in the cold" for me.
I think Ezreal is still annoyed he never got to join the Steel Legion.
"But Jayce, you astonishingly handsome genius, Ezreal doesn't wear tights!" I hear you protest. It's true, underoos just sounds funny.
And that's the story of how Piltover's prodigal son never came home.
Ezreal keeps asking me for a fancy hextech suit with all the frills for his "homecoming." Fine, but only if I get to call you underoos.
I'll put my shirt on once I find a shirt that suits me as well as nothing at all.
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