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Sacrilegious? Fuck yeah I'm sack religious. Worship that mf sack 🏳️🌈
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Discovering tool use and the first thing you do with that monumental power is scratching your testicles
To the lady who made my bagel today I actually love you
How do you know he’s not doing this out of hate and spite? You don’t.
party rocking with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im gonna have a big bite
mtf deer girl getting my bedsheets tangled in her antlers and leaping out the 4th story window in a panic
I was 30 miles from home when I realised there was a bee stuck in the car. I felt strangely guilty and drove all the way back home to let her out so she didn't get stranded with no hive.
do NOT wear a shirt that says "kiss me it's my birthday" to a queer event, i had too many girls approaching me and only two lips
I love my sludge wife
Me: do you love me? *400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm* ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife Me: oh my God it's human
Yall are mistaking how I’m moving if you think I’m saying “WeLl ArE MeN SeXualiZeD ThIs WaY ToO?” to be prudish. I’m asking because I want both.
flirting with submissives is actually really easy. all you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say "this is so you"
RFK telling doctors to just make one vaccine for everything
Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby
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