DelawareStepdad's profile picture. YOURE GROUNDED!! Somewhere between a horseshoe of skoal an a stripper pole. I partied with Jimmy Carter at a Hooters. Support the troops. POW MIA

Delaware Stepdad

@DelawareStepdad

YOURE GROUNDED!! Somewhere between a horseshoe of skoal an a stripper pole. I partied with Jimmy Carter at a Hooters. Support the troops. POW MIA

I beat the piss outta @foxoutdoors at a ihop in Duluth GA


Imma tommy Bahama an Maui Jim wearin ass kicker


I'm ready too rumble at a moments notice


How many times do I gotta say no cheese before u get it threw ur thick brainless skull @Wendys


Egg my car i don't fuckin care, egg my house I'm bludgeoning my double barrel down your gourd


Slow cooked to perfection straight out the oven and funneled down my gullet


Sweet baby rays BBQ sauce leftovers on my whiskers


I'm not an alcoholic but I'll drink to that


Rack of ribs on the grill a half a gallon a @TitosVodka in my cup. TGIF honestly


Ended up gettin kicked out for eatin a family sized bag of salt an vinegar wit no drink an pukin in the potato processor LOL


Took my boys to the Herrs factory


They gotta make a duck call for gilfs


I'm a 1/4 Cherokee Indian


Jerry McGuire is a shitty movie


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