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@Delphkd

There once was a girl called Delph who who danced like a bit of an elf, she drank a whole slab and turned into hans moleman but hotter. Delphi's biography by

Last night I dressed up as Xena. Twas great.


Cinderella is proof, shoes can change your life. #shoes #obsessivecompulsivedisorder


We just got stampeded by a streaking adolescent boy #lornepier #streaker #whatthefuckjusthappened


Diplo ft Sia - Elastic heart. Damn it's stuck now!! 🌻


Sitting in an apple store, waiting for 792,734 items to back up. #killmenow #buyinganewlaptop #wontletmeleave #appleequalsmoola


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@iamthezulu: Ricky will you buy my wife a new wheelchair? I've got better things to buy with my cash.” As if you've got a wife.


Saving like a mofo, then you spill green tea on your laptop... #firstworldproblems #byebyesavingsfund #stupidgreenteayouarentgreenatall!


Work put it's Christmas decorations up, is this supposed to make me feel enthusiastic? #work #ChristmasInaDay #workplacecheer


Wedding dress shopping! 🍉 #soexciting #dresses #Brighton


When money is involved, there's always a piggy. #lordoftheflies #shitsfucked #philosophicalshit


Survived the first family gathering in 10 years. #withflyingcolours #theyrenotthatbad #whoknew


Work taught me... That some answering machine messages are fucking strange. #workflash #weirdturnons


The universe isn't made of atoms, it's made of tiny stories. 🎴#QuoteOfTheDay


Packing for strawbs yeww 🍓🍓🍓 #strawberryfeilds #noodlefestivaltonight


My laptop just died ;(


You got a fast car And I got a plan to get us out of here. 🌻#tracychapman #hasthebestvoice


Pre exam dumplings with the fool. 🌊📓🍵🍲#goodbyesci2010 #dumplings #glenferrieroad #burninggreentea


Dear Coburgians, you must have given birth to a whole new army of trick or treaters when I wasn't looking. #littlekidsscareme #nocostumereq'


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