Denver Dave
@DenverDave5280
Denver’s most influential influenceer. Long-time CO Native (7+ years). Druid-adjacent. Blucifer, bluetooth on Bierstadt, bearded, BV, bon mots, Bonita (Casa).
Not to brag, but I took an IQ test and got an A.
Enjoyable Saturday from DENVER’S MOST INFLUENTIAL INFLUENCEER!
Before this all goes down, I just want to make clear that some Kings are OK: Greene King IPA King-sized candy bars Burger King King Harry of Englande King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard King LeBron James Kingsford Charcoal
WARNING - THERE ARE SPME BITTER IPAs GOING AROUND. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
Top o’ the mornin and put another shrimp on the Barbie! The Bronx won in Jolly Olde England!
Excuse me Mr. Minister, but that’s baloney. This is Greta’s win. While performative politicians looked for cameras and microphones, only @GretaThunberg was doing the real Emotional Labor. I cannot wait to see what problem she decides to solve next!
The historic deal to release the remaining hostages held by Hamas would not have been possible without President Trump. Thank you, @POTUS!
A $10,000/month trust fund doesn’t go nearly as far as you would think, especially in Denver. It’s time to #FlipColoradoBlue!
Denver ranking as the worst city to raise a family in due to affordability (high cost of living plus relatively low median income) plus safety issues 🥳
This antique hootenanny is so delightful!
This land belongs to all of us. It's not a war zone—it’s home. Trump can't take that from us.
The 80s were a frightful times. People lived in cages in pods, and dangerous large felines wandered around.
Important article about why YOU NEED TO STOP USING HUMOR because it is wrong. And don’t take my word for it, this was written by PROFESSORS.
What feels wrong but okay to one colleague can feel simply wrong to another. westword.com/arts-culture/s…
Thanks to Ron Dump, UFOs will now avoid Colorado. Sad!
Latest update: President Trump said one of the main considerations for moving Space Command out of Colorado Springs is because Colorado voters largely vote by mail. trib.al/oFOvZ6P
SHABOOM! KAPOW! Garvin is literally kicking Trump’s ass with these posts! We need change!!!!!! We Need Garvin!!!!! We need to MAKE AMERICA CALIFORNIA!
Since Donald Trump took office: - The Consumer Price Index has risen by 2.7%. - Prices for takeout and restaurants have surged by 3.9%. - Pre-owned cars prices have increased by 4.8%. - Electric bills have gone up 10%. - Companies from Sony to PepsiCo have announced price…
Exactly. A lot of people don’t know what is good for them. For the sake of saving democracy, they shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
2024 but no one voted against their best interest
YEE-HAW Colorado Natives and Tenderfoots! Wrangle up a plate o’ Rocky Mountain Oysters cuz it’s time to vote for your FAVORITE COLORADO COWBOY! Which Political Man of the Range best stands for Colorado and its Wild West Ways? @jeffhunt Or @Hickenlooper Or someone else???
Thanks to Trump, I can’t own a monkey in my native state of Colorado.
SHABAP! SHABOOM! Garvin Newsom keeps landing haymakers on Trump and those capitalist businesses! It’s incredible he can sling so many great tweets AND run California so well - at the same time! Garvin 4 President!
The company that already went bankrupt and closed every store across the country two years ago? Ok.
Trump is such a dum dum. He chose the place in the world LITERALLY the furthest from Russia to meet Putin. I’ve provided arrows to show what I mean. Insanity.
Smartest guy on the internet. Tune in and you will learn some history. If you don’t know about the Boston tea party, it was an event during the Civil War where Americans declared their freedom from France.
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