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Unfortunately, even after downloading the new iOS 7, Siri will still tell you it's ok to drive down 16th st. mall. #Denver


There was literally not one homeless person in sight downtown last night. Rumor has it they all went on a rafting trip.


Two hipsters walk into a bar. The 1st one did it before it was cool. The 2nd one did it ironically. #Denver


When H&M is considered an "updgrade"on 16th St. Mall, shits bad. #DenverProblems


Hit three diffferent bums with my car this morning on my way to work. #HitAndNoOneCares #DeverProblems


Spent $500 on a ski pass and only have been up to the mountains once. #DenverProblems


Are there any secret tunnels in Denver that will take me to a bar, since I am practically snowed in?


I put my name in at #Snooze yesterday, so hopefully my table will be ready by Saturday.


The NFL should now refer to history and statistics as A.T. and B.T. - After Tebow and before Tebow #Denver #tebow


That awkward moment when you realize the snow has melted and you were late to work exclusively because of laziness, not weather conditions.


It seems as if #Denver is at times one big #Patagonia commerical.


There should be no direct correlation with increased substance abuse this weekend and Weezy being in #Denver #AMilli


California drivers with Colorado license plates= unnecessarily long fucking commute to work. #itsnowshere @DenverProblems


The soup kitchen is easily the busiest "restaurant" in #Denver today.


Just because you drive a SUV doesn't mean you're invincible in the snow, but grandma. in the BUICK. Hurry the F up. #SnowBumperCars #Denver


That awkward moment when your boss asks if you have smoked weed before and your immediate response was "isn't legal?" #Denver #DrugTest


If anyone thinks their life sucks, just go to the Denver Stock Show. You will feel better about yourself after. Trust me. #PeopleWatching


That irritating moment when you see hybrid cars with roof racks and unused ski equipment. #poser #YouCantSkiForShit #Denver


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