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Told the elves to get the fuck off the wifi. Santa needs to draft his fantasy team #FantasyFootball


Who else thinks Christmas in July's a crock of shit?


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It's not a good look if your phone is bigger than your boobs

DepressingSanta's tweet image. It's not a good look if your phone is bigger than your boobs

You'd think working one day a year would be awesome. Climbing down chimneys all night sucks


See you tonight bitches


Hackers got @TheInterview pulled. Where were they for 'The Santa Clause 2'. #fucktimallen


Christmas music is a necessary evil


Ever see an elf in assless chaps?


All I want for Christmas is for Carl to loose his stupid fucking hat #walkingdeadthoughts


Get your tree up! I'm about to be coming down that chimney!


Been there. 41 days until the big one. #KimKardashian

DepressingSanta's tweet image. Been there. 41 days until the big one.  #KimKardashian

91 days until Xmas and Rudolph's already being a whiny bitch


100 days until Christmas. It came early during #MissAmerica. I thought Oregon was the beaver state #MissNebraska

DepressingSanta's tweet image. 100 days until Christmas.  It came early during #MissAmerica. I thought Oregon was the beaver state #MissNebraska

Maybe after this Tony Stewart incident people will get off my back for running over that drunk grandma


138 days til Christmas. Had to sit the elves down and tell them to get their shit together.


139 days til Christmas! What's on your list?


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