Desi Humor
@DesiHumor
Made a twitter account and was friended by random desi by the same last names as me #MyLifeIsDesi
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Calling your mom in hindi/Urdu: Am-ee? Am-eeeeee? And when she doesn't respond: MOOOOOM???! #EverySingleTime #MyLifeIsDesi
Amreekan Girl: Keep your friends close,keep your enemies closer. Desi Girl: Keep your friends close,keep desi aunties closer. #MyLifeIsDesi
Lost something in the house? Starving at an odd time during the day?Dont know your OWN clothes size?! x_x #DesiMomsCanFixItAll #MyLifeIsDesi
Mom: Who is she?! Me: Just a friend mom! Mom: Want me to make her your friend forever? Me: -___- Mom: I didn't think so. No more 'friends'!
Walking around in a group on campus and sitting together in classes. #BrownPeopleSwag #PowerInNumbers
Apartment 5D coconuts 🌴🌰 #brownontheoutsidewhiteinside #indianproblems #ABCD @DesiHumor @so_karma @neetu_tweetu
Once upon a time a desi girl had a secret no1 knew of. A desi aunty convinced her2 confide in her. The next day the whole WORLD knew #TheEnd
Desi-My dad accepted me as his son the day I got in2 medical school. Amreecan-Lol, my dad accepted me the day I grad. high school. Desi: -_-
@Tulsi_Patel1 @DesiHumor I love how following your dreams and living for yourself is considered the "dark" side to Desi people. #ugh
Dad:Don't answer the phone or open the door4 any1 while I'm gone! Me:Dad I'm not 8 anymore -__- Dad:haha-*pause* promise? #GottaLoveDesiDads
@StuffIndiansDig lol, I think this would be more along the lines of #ThingsIndianMENDig x)
#WifeMaterial: can cook like a chef, looks like a model, cleans without complaint& oh yeah- is a doctor. #Nbd #MyLifeIsDesi -__-
The only way to be successful is to get into medical school and become a doctor. #DesiLogic #TrainedAtBirth #MyLifeIsDesi
#AwkwardMoment when some1 confuses u for another brown person who looks NOTHING like you & then insists you both look like twins. #UmNo x_x
"I'd rather take the path less travelled" says no desi EVER. Rest assured, the pre-med route is the path MOST travelled. #MyLifeIsDesi -__-
Come home tired from a long day of classes and lectured about something or the other the minute I enter the front doorstep-... #MyLifeIsDesi
"Look at me. I may never be the perfect bride- or the perfect daughter can it be." Surprised Mulan sings this& not Jasmine. #DesiWomenProbs
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