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Designer | Football | lost previous account at 6k, Dm for enquiries 178755

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It's so obvious you started watching football 2020

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Show me a goal from Kante like this and I’ll deactivate



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ChelseaFC's tweet image. 💫💫

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Eden Hazard is here. He didn't even show up for training yesterday. Bro will never beat the allegations. 😂

Eden is here. 💙



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At 6 seconds Messi realised the keeper has stepped off the line. ELITE vision !! How this goal didn’t win Puskas?

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Nwabali isn’t overrated. He came into the super eagles with no name and we embraced him, solving our Uzoho issue. His head was down, he was humble and focus. As we speak now, his head is no more down o, he’s a mad man now😂😂😂

Nwabali is overrated.



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Na every match wey this one play dem go dey hold am like say na only him go first be player. Gutter behavior.

Osimhen’s mood after the final whistle 😤 #LESNGA #SuperEagles



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When Messi settled a game in borrowed time with a historic 2023 free kick , you had to be there .

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🎙️| Rodri: "We were afraid of Ronaldo in the penalty area and we were afraid of Messi all over the pitch. He's the greatest player of all time."

BarcaWorldwide's tweet image. 🎙️| Rodri: "We were afraid of Ronaldo in the penalty area and we were afraid of Messi all over the pitch. He's the greatest player of all time."

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It’s honestly wild that he’s willing to discredit an award he’s won the second most times in history just because Messi has more. Messi really left him traumatized for life 😭

🚨Cristiano Ronaldo on the Ballon d'Or: "It's fictional to me."



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Argentina defeated Poland 3-0 and had 4 Polish referees in their very next game. But obviously Messi isn’t a bitch like Pepe so nobody even knew about it 😂

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥: When Pepe aimed his anger towards Argentina after getting eliminated in the last World Cup. "I can bet on everything that Argentina will become champions. Of the 9 referees that we had today, 5 were Argentine. What more can we say?"

TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥: When Pepe aimed his anger towards Argentina after getting eliminated in the last World Cup.

"I can bet on everything that Argentina will become champions. Of the 9 referees that we had today, 5 were Argentine. What more can we say?"


This is the nigga y'all wanted 'em to give a ballon d’or Thank you football 😂

🚨😳 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 : LEAKED conversation between Brazilian model Anna Silva and Vinicius Jr: • Vinicius: "Send a [s*xual] video 🙈🙈." 🗣️ Anna Silva's audio: "I'm not the kind of woman who's going to send you videos when you haven't done anything to deserve them. You…

TheMatchdayHQ's tweet image. 🚨😳 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 : LEAKED conversation between Brazilian model Anna Silva and Vinicius Jr:

• Vinicius: "Send a [s*xual] video 🙈🙈."

🗣️ Anna Silva's audio:  "I'm not the kind of woman who's going to send you videos when you haven't done anything to deserve them. You…
TheMatchdayHQ's tweet image. 🚨😳 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 : LEAKED conversation between Brazilian model Anna Silva and Vinicius Jr:

• Vinicius: "Send a [s*xual] video 🙈🙈."

🗣️ Anna Silva's audio:  "I'm not the kind of woman who's going to send you videos when you haven't done anything to deserve them. You…


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🔵 Moisés Caicedo this, Cole Palmer that. One man who has performed more consistently than 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬 in the Chelsea team in 2025 is Enzo Fernández. 🇦🇷 ✅ Most goals for Chelsea ✅ Most assists for Chelsea It's not often you hear about his £106M price tag these days and…

Football__Tweet's tweet image. 🔵 Moisés Caicedo this, Cole Palmer that. 

One man who has performed more consistently than 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬 in the Chelsea team in 2025 is Enzo Fernández. 🇦🇷

✅ Most goals for Chelsea
✅ Most assists for Chelsea

It's not often you hear about his £106M price tag these days and…

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Many Nigerian men don't know what it means to be loved & Feel loved. Stop dating women who take from you & never gift you things that screams how important you are in her life. Other women are gifting their partners Cars but You Nigerian men are settling for Boxers & Singlet.🤭

Stop dating Komodo dragons who are selfish, entitled and totally inconsiderate… you life will be better



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Stop dating Komodo dragons who are selfish, entitled and totally inconsiderate… you life will be better


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“His work rate” “His endeavour” “He’s back in his own box blocking shots” “His performances speak for themselves” All of which can be said about Caicedo and more. Rice just has mad English PR lmao.

"His performances speak for themselves!" 📣 The debate rolls on... who’s the Premier League’s best midfielder right now? 🤔



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Cesc Fabregas tweeted this when he signed for Chelsea, he was 100% right!!!

FrankKhalidUK's tweet image. Cesc Fabregas tweeted this when he signed for Chelsea, he was 100% right!!!

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Ten years ago today, Jürgen was appointed Reds manager ❤️ A tremendous tenure 👏

LFC's tweet image. Ten years ago today, Jürgen was appointed Reds manager ❤️

A tremendous tenure 👏

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🚨🗣️ Mason Greenwood: "Leo Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi, he is the greatest player of all time."

TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨🗣️ Mason Greenwood: "Leo Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi, he is the greatest player of all time."

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E don fall for the bait 😭🤣🤣I knew you people will fall for it Now what do you have to say 🤣🤣🤣

A_kinola02's tweet image. E don fall for the bait 😭🤣🤣I knew you people will fall for it 

Now what do you have to say 🤣🤣🤣

Your player loss?🤣🤣🤣



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If he reach your turn score 1000 goals😂

all eyes on Trionda. #FIFAWORLDCUP

adidasfootball's tweet image. all eyes on Trionda. 

#FIFAWORLDCUP


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James is basically Hakimi, Koundé & Trent in 1. On top of that he can do a job at a very high level at CB, LB and DM too. Can play him as an overlapping FB or inverted FB and he can play in any tactical set up. If he stays clear of injuries he’ll retire as an all time great.


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