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Dev Machette

@DevMachette_

brand @bettybuzz @bettybooze 🚁 // eternal optimist wrapped in ~relatable~ self deprecation // talking or tiktoking // pastry enthusiast

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Talk that shit


Looks like that savings account will now be going to attending the 2027 ryder cup in Ireland. Buying a house can wait until I’m 40.


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“The Ryder Cup is everything to me. I’ve won the Open in Ireland and it was a dream come true, but the Ryder Cup is everything.” I love this guy so much

kclairerogers's tweet image. “The Ryder Cup is everything to me. I’ve won the Open in Ireland and it was a dream come true, but the Ryder Cup is everything.”

I love this guy so much

Like actually besties

Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that I have a longstanding personal relationship with my best friend Shane Lowry



Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that I have a longstanding personal relationship with my best friend Shane Lowry


Retaining the cup but a possible tied up ending seems…crazy? SUDDEN DEATH LETS DO IT AGAIN


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I'd say this thing is neck-and-neck right now, but really it might come down to just one neck -- Viktor Hovland's.


Scottie choking up in his interview, that’s OUR WORLD #1

DevMachette_'s tweet image. Scottie choking up in his interview, that’s OUR WORLD #1

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Hard for me to explain how bad I feel for Keegan Bradley. No one’s a perfect captain but he’s engaged, fiery, calculated. The Ryder Cup throughout his life has been a disaster to no fault of his own. Great guy. Should be playing. Got really fucked. I feel horrible for him.


There’s cheering for your team and getting loud for YOUR guys and then there is actually being embarrassing and hostile and huge weirdos.


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The secondhand embarrassment I’m experiencing whilst watching grown men heckle the best golfers on the planet is unbearable. Weirdo behavior


On the train and some man got on wearing a sweatshirt with a gold and red emblem on it - I perked up assuming he was wearing Gryffindor merch but it was a Porsche quarter zip and honestly, that says more about me than him


lightning suspension on the first game of the year at TEN TWENTY EIGHT PM is awful news, my bedtime was an hour ago


my bf just said jalen hurts looks like unc. is he:


I don’t drink the tea, I spill it☕️👌 Quite literally. That’s my job. Lots of content of these teas. My kitchen’s a mess.

SPOTTED: B & Z sipping some VIT. They do say the best tea is kept between friends, but this one? It's available nationwide. XOXO, BB



ai hates to see april fool’s day coming


Cold call outreach to my cellphone MULTIPLE times is weird. It will never not be weird. I will not listen to both of the voicemails you left. I will not appreciate your sales hustle. I will not be enamored by your tenacity. It’s a little…much.


“Ongoing internal dialogue that dates back several minutes” is actually how I should introduce every thought I’ve ever had from now on

Statement from Wrexham AFC Co-Chairmen on the alteration of Red Dragons facial hair policy:

Wrexham_AFC's tweet image. Statement from Wrexham AFC Co-Chairmen on the alteration of Red Dragons facial hair policy:


This might be a hot take but I don’t think any good ideas come from a cold brainstorm. A bunch of people being creative on the spot feels too chaotic. I’d much rather ideate solo and then bring everyone together to discuss big ideas with some key jumping off points.


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excuse me wtf is this cruelty the Overton window will keep shifting unless reasonable people speak up you can be pro deportation & not want to see suffering people paraded as a joke esp tweeted from the white house our timeline feels nuts to me rn, tired of silence

ASMR: Illegal Alien Deportation Flight 🔊



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