Found a puppy on the side of the road today and I didn't take it! Now I feel like a peace of shit
Seen a hellcat at the square.... cryed 7 times because its not mine. Anyone have 60,000 I can borrow #dreamcar #love #707hp
20 bucks to the first person to get my keys out of my car without hurting it..... #nojoke
Just locked myself out of my car the 3rd time in a month. Fml
When you wake up the day after feeling better then ever! #sofresh #round2 #prompartys
Im glad im not in prison because I drop the soap alot in the shower...
The day I don't lock myself out of my car will be the day I win the loto
"Fishbowls will get you every time" spoken words from a master ill never meet.
Those moments when you get hungry at work then I remember I work at Pizza Hut and your already fat!
Birthday of happiness is nothing without being double doucheee
United States Trends
- 1. Broncos N/A
- 2. Kentucky N/A
- 3. Jake Lang N/A
- 4. Arsenal N/A
- 5. Arteta N/A
- 6. Tennessee N/A
- 7. The Jito N/A
- 8. Jayda N/A
- 9. Seahawks N/A
- 10. Rick Barnes N/A
- 11. Go Bills N/A
- 12. Martinelli N/A
- 13. Odegaard N/A
- 14. Mark Pope N/A
- 15. Hafley N/A
- 16. Flyers N/A
- 17. #iubb N/A
- 18. Jay Bilas N/A
- 19. Gillespie N/A
- 20. Comeback Cats N/A
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