That was ultimately a terrible idea for all of the same reasons that made it great.
"It's in confluence" is a developer's way of telling you to go fuck yourself.
The sooner you can identify that you are an idiot, the faster you'll be able to solve the problem.
Future me is an asshole, fuck him. I know that future me is an asshole because past me has fucked me over so many times and past me is just a previous future me. It all checks out.
DevOps: You can't huff whiteout in the supply closet!
Your mom's a 502! She wasn't there for you when you needed her. She's a very bad gateway.
Dev Testing Legacy: Compared to a timeout these response times are really good! :)
"It's in confluence" is literally just another way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
I need everyone else to have more points so my points look better
bossMan: Hey, you're the closest thing I have to {otherDeveloper} right now. {developer.seems(upset)} bossMan: By which I mean you're super good at <technology> but not as good as {otherDeveloper} and I love you.
I'll have you know that some people pay good money to coconut all over me.
devA: But why would a user ever do that? devB: Who the fuck knows? Users are random number generators.
devA: Fuck the ducks! devB: Stupid Sexy Ducks... devC: What are we talking about? devB: An act most fowl.
Take a minute to squeeze your brain grapes for a fine info wine instead of immediately pissing out a confusing vinegar.
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