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@DevilishLock
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it thou shalt see that it is barren. #NoFucksGiven
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Oh, heโs on another rollโฆ Greatโฆ [Imitating a gunshot to the temple]
Iโm gonna need @ReticentBarrel and @ShockMe_ShockMeโs help with some arson-related activities...
To the dumb fuck that decided to schedule our fire alarm testing today during business hours, @ReticentBarrel, @ShockMe_ShockMe, and I are going to curb stomp you into dust.
Todayโs Radio DJ will be the ever-amazing moi, featuring the musical stylings of Lacuna Coil on loop.
Is that emotion youโre showing, sister? I didnโt know you felt those.
I did not intend to take a nap and sleep away half my birthday...
Slightly less smashed and food in my stomach. Smart moves, Lock!
Four drinks in is probably not the best time to realize you havenโt eaten today...
I was going to ask Google what were the socially acceptable hours for day drinking when I realized I donโt give a fuck. So, cheers fuckers!
And already suspended. Congrats Sis, that was quick.
If my siblings could hurry up and get their shit together, that would be swell.
Iโm learning how to approve time cards via FaceTime and itโs not going swell. Fuck this noise, Iโm hangry and tired.
[Flops onto the couch next to @AssLikeASnack with a cup of coffee] Whatโs cookinโ, good lookinโ?
My day started off with a patient yanking and kicking my door to tell me she needed to reschedule her appointment..... Howโs your day?
[Collapsing onto my bed, I grab the closest pillow and bury my face] Finally.
![ReticentBarrel's profile picture. In these promises broken
Deep below
Each word gets lost in the echo
So one last lie I can see through
This time I finally let you
Go, go, go.
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![SeekDarkForces's profile picture. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again. [#AddamsFamilyRP] [MCRP18+] [#PeachesMcHooker]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1042453939373920256/aaejgWmq.jpg)
![LupineFerocity's profile picture. No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white. Just our hands clasped so tight, waiting for the hint of a spark. [MC|RP 21+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/536316653743513600/43LigSvG.jpeg)
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