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@DevilryFun

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My panic room is just a storage closet with a minibar.


Alexa place an order for a fresh start.


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Moments of the mind like songs in discord only soothed by hope.


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I'm so over it I can't even see it when I look back.


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And the decades fly by if you know what I mean?


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(breathing into a paper bag): you shall pick up your toys.....be nice to your sister.....listen to your mother.....pay attention in class..... James Earl Jones: I never used a bag.....not once.....it does.....work well tho.....


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Does anyone know where the recruitment office is for the breakfast army?


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You look like you've milked some maples in your time.


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six word story: embrace your weird~ it’s fucking wonderful


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Our bodies are like a car engine light, people ignore it until it's too late.


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Sure sex is great, but have you ever slid your foot into a Birkenstock and felt that arch support.


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At my age, you can spell Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen without googling it.


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I work so much my house might as well be a PO Box.


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Another upside to my Janties...no more need for those Brazilian waxings.


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Hey...Do I have anything in my neck beard?


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sometimes happiness comes in the form of a farewell~


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~ever hear someone’s voice and imagine what it might be like to kiss them


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I don’t mind getting older, I just don’t want to get old.


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i have a real life support circle & professional help that i'm forever grateful for. i just come here to express myself. and that helps too.


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