Devin Calow
@DevinCalow
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This guy is already making headlines and the season hasn’t even started! #Raptors #WeTheNorth @gradey_dick
If @elonmusk gives me 25k I’ll buy Twitter blue but I bet he’s afraid to even reply to this tweet 🥱
Want to have lunch with @tyleryaremchuk & @thesquireyeg next week? Check out the details here 👇 Simply shoot us a DM to be entered & make sure you're following @MontanasBBQ 🔥
Going to miss @timheidecker in Toronto because of covid and I couldn’t be more devastated I was looking forward to this all year #timtour #nomorebullshit
Still can’t get over how this dog looks like Jason Bateman
You’re telling me this is the horse from horseradishes? You’re telling me this horse fried the radish?
Dentist: I need to fill your anal cavity Me: Okay but also what the fuck are you talking about
New CDC mandate says we have to do a long “mmmmmmmmuuah” after every kiss. Not even just with babies and old people! The system is BORKEN😡
NOVEL coronavirus? Buddy I can’t even read this tweet!
What if instead of a lockdown we all just promise to hold our breath all the time? #COVID19
People simply tweet “Cheeks” and get 100k likes. I tweet “Cheeks” and suddenly I’ve hit two people with my car because I’m driving??
So what if I’m 5’6” right now. just because I’m an adult man doesn’t mean I’m not done growing yet
People CONSTANTLY ask me what my favourite part of the 1997 live action Mr Magoo film was and I KEEP telling them this:
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- 1. Broncos N/A
- 2. Jayda N/A
- 3. Go Bills N/A
- 4. Thomas Frank N/A
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- 18. #MeAndTheeSeriesFinalEP N/A
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- 20. Georgetown N/A
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