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Someone on the @TorontoMarlies social team is getting fired #ahl

DevinCalow's tweet image. Someone on the @TorontoMarlies social team is getting fired #ahl

POV: ur roommates are dating the same girl


This guy is already making headlines and the season hasn’t even started! #Raptors #WeTheNorth @gradey_dick

DevinCalow's tweet image. This guy is already making headlines and the season hasn’t even started! #Raptors #WeTheNorth @gradey_dick

Going to tell my grandkids this was Devin

DevinCalow's tweet image. Going to tell my grandkids this was Devin

If @elonmusk gives me 25k I’ll buy Twitter blue but I bet he’s afraid to even reply to this tweet 🥱


Devin Calow reposted

Want to have lunch with @tyleryaremchuk & @thesquireyeg next week? Check out the details here 👇 Simply shoot us a DM to be entered & make sure you're following @MontanasBBQ 🔥

OilersNation's tweet image. Want to have lunch with @tyleryaremchuk & @thesquireyeg next week? 

Check out the details here 👇

Simply shoot us a DM to be entered & make sure you're following @MontanasBBQ 🔥
OilersNation's tweet image. Want to have lunch with @tyleryaremchuk & @thesquireyeg next week? 

Check out the details here 👇

Simply shoot us a DM to be entered & make sure you're following @MontanasBBQ 🔥
OilersNation's tweet image. Want to have lunch with @tyleryaremchuk & @thesquireyeg next week? 

Check out the details here 👇

Simply shoot us a DM to be entered & make sure you're following @MontanasBBQ 🔥

Damn I really been grinding this whole year 😮‍💨

DevinCalow's tweet image. Damn I really been grinding this whole year 😮‍💨

Going to miss @timheidecker in Toronto because of covid and I couldn’t be more devastated I was looking forward to this all year #timtour #nomorebullshit


Still can’t get over how this dog looks like Jason Bateman

DevinCalow's tweet image. Still can’t get over how this dog looks like Jason Bateman

Cereal is cold soup and milk is the broth


You’re telling me this is the horse from horseradishes? You’re telling me this horse fried the radish?

DevinCalow's tweet image. You’re telling me this is the horse from horseradishes? You’re telling me this horse fried the radish?

Dentist: I need to fill your anal cavity Me: Okay but also what the fuck are you talking about


👁👄👁 🎤~no~


New CDC mandate says we have to do a long “mmmmmmmmuuah” after every kiss. Not even just with babies and old people! The system is BORKEN😡


NOVEL coronavirus? Buddy I can’t even read this tweet!


What if instead of a lockdown we all just promise to hold our breath all the time? #COVID19


People simply tweet “Cheeks” and get 100k likes. I tweet “Cheeks” and suddenly I’ve hit two people with my car because I’m driving??


Devin Calow reposted

So what if I’m 5’6” right now. just because I’m an adult man doesn’t mean I’m not done growing yet


People CONSTANTLY ask me what my favourite part of the 1997 live action Mr Magoo film was and I KEEP telling them this:


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