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@Devvy__Devito

if it’s cringe, I was being ironic. if I’m nice with it, I was being genuine

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no one has come close in 2025 i’m sorry

melofknblonde's tweet image. no one has come close in 2025 i’m sorry

Still talking Marshall’s sugar free coffee syrup orally instead of intravenously? Pathetic,, I’ll be at Cmax hours before you.. ps we don’t wear jean jackets and black jeans in the future

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Still talking Marshall’s sugar free coffee syrup orally instead of intravenously? Pathetic,, I’ll be at Cmax hours before you.. ps we don’t wear jean jackets and black jeans in the future

Thinking about how people call girls crazy without asking what made them crazy #hudaloveisland

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Thinking about how people call girls crazy without asking what made them crazy #hudaloveisland

All this talk about B2 bombers got me thinking about us. How every time we linked it was the bomb. Makes you wonder to 2 B or not 2 B 🥀 Anyways; tell your mom I said hello. Also remember when you let me bust your bunker?


Really hate when somebody is talking and their siri-device accidentally says something and the entire room literally slaps their knee and foams out their mouth from laughing so hard. It ain’t that funny dawg

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Really hate when somebody is talking and their siri-device accidentally says something and the entire room literally slaps their knee and foams out their mouth from laughing so hard. It ain’t that funny dawg

Essentially have slept on my side w a kyphotic cervical posture my whole life. Fuck my gamer neck ass life

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Essentially have slept on my side w a kyphotic cervical posture my whole life. Fuck my gamer neck ass life

Got my haircut at sportsclips, where do I apply

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Got my haircut at sportsclips, where do I apply

“Sir a second impractical joker has been hit with credible sexual assault allegations, thankfully it’s not Sal Vulcano”

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. “Sir a second impractical joker has been hit with credible sexual assault allegations, thankfully it’s not Sal Vulcano”

Googling if clairo has a boyfriend and then getting sad


Bro why does putting a q tip in my ear feel sooo good? My brother in Christ you are stimulating cranial nerves V3, VII, and X with one move… what did you expect?? you essentially just put a DBS right on your brainstem fam 😆😆 Ps if you feel CN IX you went too deep @balzjr

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Bro why does putting a q tip in my ear feel sooo good? My brother in Christ you are stimulating cranial nerves V3, VII, and X with one move… what did you expect?? you essentially just put a DBS right on your brainstem fam 😆😆 Ps if you feel CN IX you went too deep

@balzjr

She drive on my Mul til I hollar’n

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. She drive on my Mul til I hollar’n

Anybody trying to go half on some weight? 5lbs spilt evenly is roughly a kilo each which I would be willing to front until you were able to run and flip it. The plan is ideally to sell enough where we can both eat clusters for free eventually, hit me on the signal

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Anybody trying to go half on some weight? 5lbs spilt evenly is roughly a kilo each which I would be willing to front until you were able to run and flip it. The plan is ideally to sell enough where we can both eat clusters for free eventually, hit me on the signal

Sharks… I’m again asking for $10,000 to research the feasibility of injecting whey protein into nerds gummy clusters to create the food of the gods, the perfect balanced meal for lifters, blue collar workers, ethereal girls alike

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Sharks… I’m again asking for $10,000 to research the feasibility of injecting whey protein into nerds gummy clusters to create the food of the gods, the perfect balanced meal for lifters, blue collar workers, ethereal girls alike

Your mans signed my Nosferatu contract for a little bit of gold 🤣🤣 now I get to Orlok you in your dreams 😂😂🦇

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Your mans signed my Nosferatu contract for a little bit of gold 🤣🤣 now I get to Orlok you in your dreams 😂😂🦇

Me if going bug mode on it was made illegal

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Me if going bug mode on it was made illegal

She went bug mode on it and all I got was this stupid t shirt


Heard my co-worker crinkle open a bag of nerd clusters

Devvy__Devito's tweet image. Heard my co-worker crinkle open a bag of nerd clusters

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