Michael
@DickCheneyAlt
27 ts% on tweets, head of Michael FC
Sabitlenmiş
Quitting my job as a father to focus on a career in mediocre tweets
Who was the fist guy to suck a dick and say I can’t believe the frogs made me do this
I took a photo in my dream and when I woke up it was in my camera roll
We all have that one homie who we want to open up more because we’ll love and accept them no matter what but understand that they’re on their own journey and will share when they feel comfortable.
Job: well done Rib-eye: medium well Gym shorts: medium Porterhouse: medium rare Taking an L: rare Fucking: raw 1/17/26 Let’s get it
Bagels have holes, women have holes. What’s the evolutionary reason for this?
United States Trendler
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