Not Richard, But Dick Wound
@DickWound
Your friendly neighborhood professional pervert! Co-host of @ocpkink & @beingtherepod - Editor of @QueersNextDoor - 🏳🌈
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Make sure there’s space at the bottom of my tombstone for the words “Simp for the Lifetime Movie Network”
Yeah, fuck the new woke agend…uhhh 😹😹😹
The woke agenda is ruining movies, I mean if they made Alien today they’d probably cast a woman as the lead and make one of the characters trans
Just walked in on @bidaily666 doing push ups to X Gon' Give It To Ya like they were in a training montage and I’m absolutely delighted that I’ll have that image burned in my mind forever now
Now THERE’S something to live for 😻
Hey @Girly_Juice remember that time I made tea with your dirty socks? Maybe next time I want a burger you can send me some sock onions to garnish it with😹
Auto correct just changed RSVP to taco in a fetlife message and I didn’t catch it before I hit send, so I literally just signed off a message saying “sorry I didn’t see taco sooner” 😭
Gwen is in a mood today, and let’s just say, it’s a mood 😹
“Now hit deposit all” is the most findom thing Gwen has ever said to me, however it was while I was trying to send them bells in Animal Crossing, so I’m not sure it counts 😹
Need to do more mouth soaping scenes, this was so much fun
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