Didactic Intent
@Didactic_Intent
Join your human friends and sing sad songs
gen x be like "hold on I think I left my phone in the car"
I'll support whatever political party promises a new guitar hero game
the lion does not concern himself with credit card debt
I feel like an autistic savant but without the savant part, does that make sense?
Completely unprovoked, my therapist randomly told me he plays Fortnite and I can't stop thinking about it
emo music will have you yearning for crazy things like why am i dying to go to pittsburgh pennsylvania
why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me
Woke up from anesthesia for my second surgery this week and had to fight the urge to yell "I LOVE FENT" because of how great I felt
'Tariff' this 'tariff' that how about I hope you all have a 'tariff -ic' day :-)
Wtf is "evaporated milk", like if the milk isn't in there then what are you selling me?
Technology has gone too far man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password
our bodies are made out of groceries
It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.
I really like how everyone agrees that @tacobell deserves to be treated better than the other fast food joints
sometimes the voices make incredibly persuasive arguments to put your cats ear in your mouth
Put tape on the sensor so I can get the "water bottles saved" high score
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