Digital Error Strike
@DigitalErrorStr
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DES Dealer Tip: Ask your hot female customers if they support Trump. If they do it’s totally ok to offer to help with their down payment in exchange for sexual favors. Republicans love that shit. #downpaymentcouchcomeback
[Weekend Sale Post] Grab a free package of toilet paper with every new car purchase at [Dealer Name] this weekend!
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[Weekend Sale Post] Free Covid19 test kits with every new car purchase at [Dealer Name] this weekend!
[Weekend Sale Post] How much toilet paper can you hoard in a new SUV from [Dealer Name] ?
[Weekend Sale Post] During our Covid19 sale at [Dealer Name] we will put your first payment off for 90 days, by then all the banks will be closed and the world will end so drive the car of your dreams while you still can!
Car dealers, when us marketing companies tell you that Google changed their algorithm again its code for 'we have no clue what the fuck works but we keep trying shit'. Luckily we are OEM approved (thanks to our interns BJ's) so you can co-op our fee. #justpayus
Oh look, another tired keynote from an old school 'automotive leader' that we heard the first time when the other guy said it twenty years ago. Raise your hand if you are only going to attend so you can talk shit about the crap he says with the person sitting next to you. #honest
Vendor booths are getting stupid expensive at automotive conferences so we spent the money on some of the best girls Vegas has to offer and are just going to do the 'demos' in our room, the longer the contract you sign the more fun you'll have. #whathappensinvegas
Another automotive conference is coming up, raise your hand if you are going to take a selfie with an 'automotive influencer' that you absolutely fucking can't stand just because you know it will boost your online visibility the moment you post it. #fakesells
For each additional year you add to your DES dealer contract, our intern undoes another button! Who cares if we get results for your dealership, she’s hot. #justpayus
Car dealers, we're the ones you saw at that conference! Sign us up to post on social media for your store, who cares if it works? #JustPayUs
Your dealer GM probably doesn't even have a Facebook account so you won't know if what we are doing for you works or not anyway. #JustPayUs
[Weekend Sale Post] Here at [Dealer Name] our advertised cars are the ugliest ones, "for the right price would you take it in the brown"?
DES Dealer Tip: Advertise that your dealership is #FemaleFriendly, chicks usually have good credit most of them like it when you dicker.
So many dealers raved about our handouts at Digital Dealer we are bringing them to ‘frisco for NADA!
Our Sriracha coated condoms were such a hit at Digital Dealer we're bringing them to #DSES2016! #feeltheburn
Fair Warning: Groping our salespeople without signing a long term contract is not acceptable! The rule is; sign on the line THEN grab the boob.
With NADA fast approaching we rented a yacht for a harbor cruise, hired some old washouts to perform and bought tons of booze. Come party with us, drinks are free and the contracts you’ll sign are nice and long. #justpayus
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