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This is the last time every single one of you can do this... RT if your team is undefeated this fall! 🙌🔥
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I forget 80% of what goes in my ears, bear with me a little
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Especially when we all know that plumber worked harder to get there
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The next chapter begins… thank you Kansas City Chiefs!
Twitter really just calling me out like this
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Eat it hot. Burn your mouth. BE A MAN
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If you call me and are talking to someone else on the other end, I’m hanging up. Call me back when you’re free
Towing companies are predatory af bro I’m sorry I was at the coffee shop 100 feet from the free lot doing homework longer than you thought I should be
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