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just use this for the horny. unfortunately outed myself because of that. very lit tho. should have watch gay sex in the living room ages ago.
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oh god i slept with my senior coworker should i change jobs?????????
all i ever wanted for my birthday is for all the gay "super top" pornstars to just try bottoming. and if thats not possible, i want puppies.
holyshit gloryhole sure is awkward how tf am i supposed to do when i recognized my senior's voice??? like am i supposed to feint ignorance?? find new job????? at least he doesnt know i hope
i should have never fuck the guy with that 'dirty bastard' kink, hes living in my head rent free after saying that. am i really that ugly?
met an American today, he put ketchup IN MY TOM YUM. absolutely vile.
someone called me slut today. kinda proud of myself ngl maybe i should bottom more
i just realized some gay pornstar i really liked is a horrible person, or well, to put it kindly, he desperately needs professional help. kinda bummed about this. wish him the best and hope he's better now though. id feel bad if he's not.
some guy just refuses to suck my dick cuz he says its "gay" dude you just fucked a guy wtf how could you be this delusional? being a top doesn't make you less gay
my middle school friend came out today and im happy for them, but deep down im like b*tch we all knew after the locker room incident we're just surprised it takes you this long. happy for him tho. but now he passed the golden age of collage slut already, what a shame.
wtf is a dirty b*stard kink??? its such a mean kink... yes i got my nut but why u gotta mention that???
i love how the community note just makes the unskipable ads a bit more enjoyable lol. i retweet that shit to raise awareness.
fuck why is the best sex of my life is this random guy on grindr that i probably wont meet again??? hes so beautiful but to him im probably just a rod. maybe i should stop playing around like this. i feel so cheap and not enough.
bruh i got milked and dommed by a muscle beast, which is cool and all, but afterwards he wanted my underwear which is weird. y'all he's treating me like farming NPCs for collectables...
this is illegal and evil. i curse anyone behind this a cruel and miserable life.
update: the guy thought im her new bf and causing a scene. thankfully there's no violence after i yasslap the bitch. im so tired. its like 2 AM atm fuck.
sleeping w/ my friend tonight cuz her ex is very clingy and jealous. just now i saw his car park near the apartment. should i be worried??
some girl tryna hit on me today, im so flustered i said no i like women, i am a homosexual man. 🤦
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