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If you think about it, swimming is the closest thing to flying like a bird for us humans.


Maybe u look like it...

Kwani mafans wa sautisol wote ni mashoga? How is a rugby niqqa from Strathmore Leos asking me if I’m a bottom? Really now @StrathU?



Respect us

Ukichunguza vizuri utapata ni students wa Strathmore



Dispatch.stc reposted

Job interviewer: It says on your resume you went to Strathmore University. Me: Yes for my cousin's graduation.

4hmpff's tweet image. Job interviewer: It says on your resume you went to Strathmore University.
Me: Yes for my cousin's graduation.

Dispatch.stc reposted

A disaster of Sewage burst in siwaka madaraka, Strathmore versity, coming from uphill KNH side. Kids are innocently playing in that sewage water. Assistance from relevant institutions concerned will appreciated.


😂😂

Hii inakaa ile basi ya Strathmore University 😂😂



Bluesky👀

Name a famous spot in your campus and let’s guess which university it is.



Come to think of it.......the longer you dont pee, the longer you'll pee.


Dispatch.stc reposted

The fact that we cant fully control our body organs and bodily functions is like we have admin previledges of our own bodies.


Sherehe isipite 1st floor.


Some stranger remembers you for being kind to them when noone was. Lovely week guys.


Your salary is not your reward but the company's subscription fee to you. Have a lovely weekend.


its funny how in Uni they require you to write longer and longer papers then you go to a proffessional world and noone is gonna read an email longer than 5 sentences.


looking for a job is like convincing a bunch of Mr krabs that youre actually a spongebob, while you are a Patrick then slowly turn into a Squidward. smh


water companies {like keringet } actually do not produce water but they produce platic bottles.


people will swim in the ocean even though it has many dead people but you wont swim in a pool if....nvm


if you're no longer covered by your parent's health insurance then that mans your manufacturer waranty is over.


thinking of how every episode starts with the theme song to the movie, our alarms kinda be serving the same purpose.


the first dent on a new gadget be it a phone or laptop is always very devastating but on the bright side the weight of keeping it pristine has been lifted soooo...


Animals must really find us confusing, one minute we wanna kill them, the next we wanna help them.


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