CollegeTownDispatch
@DispatchTown
Midwest college town problems with a big town flare. The opinions are my own and not those of the department. Back Gold. Back Blue. Back Red. Back White.
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👮♂️ Wow, you guys have as many people in here as we do on the road. 📻 Yeah, turns out burning a vacation day on a Tuesday isn't popular in here either.
I hate when dispatchers are too close with certain officers. Dancing around their breaks while we have in progress calls. Don't worry, his Chipotle can wait, give out the damn weapons call!
Positive side of social distancing restrictions? A complete lack of mass shootings in the U.S.
Anyone else's local Walmart a complete shit show right now? Ours needs constant extra patrol for fights breaking out over ratchet nonsense.
Anyone else have a center that has gone to wearing PPE on duty? How are you doing with it?
Shame on you @CAFirefighters 👎🏼 #ThinGoldLine #Dispatcher #IAm911 (CC: @PissedOff911 @DispatcherDame @DispatchDemon @AngryDispatch @GeekyDispatcher @real911stories @aRealDispatcher @thetencodelife @911disbitch @NoFilter911 @911Magazine @911KimTurner @911NENA911 )
Been MIA, mostly because I suck at Twitter. With all the goings on, our department and city have been handling it well IMO. The citizenry on the other hand? They are really showing their true colors 😷
Half of the officers and dispatchers in my department drive mall-crawler Jeeps. Why? Aerodynamics of a brick and you all drive 15-45 miles each way to work. SMH
This time of year my diet consists of 90% holiday cookies. Which really sucks for trying to avoid a dad bod.
Finals are over, which means the kids are gone home for the holidays. Time for the townies to pick-up the slack. Yay?
👮♂️ "PD a plate." 📻 Oh for God's sake just stop the car "Go ahead." 👮♂️ *Plate* 📻 "Clear, expired." 👮♂️ "10-4 I'll be stopping that vehicle..."
Partner recommended that a citizen who's dog just died "lock him in the garage" until the vet is open. What's it going to do? Reanimate?! 🤣
Anyone have a recommendation for an engaging, useful online training course? Most ones we are given at my department are boring.
Dispatch: *City* Police how can I help you? Citizen: Hi, how are you? D:
Dispatch Twitter, Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side. Any good horror stories from a former center you worked with? I'll start. My old center was not properly staffed and at night there was no chance for breaks. So on multiple occasions I had to piss in a bottle
Real talk, I don't own a pair of white socks. Haven't bought any in 12 years.
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