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If you want a laff. Follow us and we wont disapoint

@kayleighsg sure thing, sorry late reply x


How's your day going? Here's a good way to tell: Is it "already" 2:00pm or "only" 2:00pm?


Don't worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.


I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."


Can I get retweeted for no reason?


I'm really glad we don't have to hunt our own food anymore.... I don't even know where sandwiches live.


If A-B-C-D didn't drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn't have to be so rushed.


Relationships would be easier if people came with a "Clear History" button.


My maturity level completely depends on who I am hanging with.


You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.


Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.


How can you tell when there's about to be a royal baby? When they start crowning. I'll be here all week.


I miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like, bitch whatever.


Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day


I like to smile at people who don't like me because I'm an asshole


do u ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later u find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe


IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together


when life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there instead and take a nap.


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