Disturbed Server
@DisturbedServer
i wanted to be a server when i grew up
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Host not seating, kitchen too slow, manager on your back, bar too slow, busser not bussing, and I'm never getting tipped enough. Right?
I love when people talk "business" at the table I'm waiting on. It gives me the opportunity to feel sorry for someone.
Just got called "son" and not by my parents! #job #HappyHumpDay
Me-"I'm sorry ma'am we don't have cherry coke" Lady-"well you can make it, put some grenadine in there!" #job #HappyHumpDay
"I haven't had vanilla coke in like 3 days, please tell me you have it!" no we don't, this is a restaurant not a pizza bar.
I think all the dumb people got together today for a meeting and afterwards they I'll decided to come to my restaurant.
I like asking a table if they like everything, when clearly they don't, and then saying, "great" #ThingsILikeToDo
I like pouring refills of sweet tea sooo much #ThingsILikeToDo
Stop telling me to "Let it snow", I don't have any control over that! #Xmas
A manager really knows how to kill the mood in a room. Back to refills for me. Arnold Palmer coming right up!
If its not on the menu then we don't have it. We don't keep secret items for inquisitive customers.
“and full of non-tippers!! RT@jasonlgroce: I don't know where the Thousand Islands are but I bet their inhabitants are fat.”
Jeans never need washing, right?
20 yrs ago... Man: "I love kids!" Woman: "He's the one!" Today... Man: "I love kids!" Woman: "Freak."
“even when I say I'm not drinking I have at least 2 beers @porknwhiskey: “A drink a day keeps the shrink away.” – Edward Abbey”
I took a lady an unsweet tea, she poured in 3 packs of Splenda, tasted it and said, "eww! This is sweet tea" and handed it back to me.
Lady: tell the cook the grouper is fishy Me: the fish? Lady: yeah Me: the fish was too fishy? I'll let the angry guy in the kitchen know
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