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Jovan

@DjukicJovan

Web developer and bedroom musician.

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Postgres is the only true database. Everything else is a scam


Vibe coding is what you get when you remove engineering from programming


I was always against take-home assignments, because I always thought I would waste 5 days of work then get ghosted anyway. Then I took a take-home assignment, wasted 5 days of work on it and got ghosted anyway.


It makes perfect sense. If you lose your job,you are fucked. Which implies having sex.

"get laid" = have sex "get off" = have sex "get laid off" = lose your job English is a crazy language



This is only possible if you have already made money beforehand

The purest reason to make something is not to make money and not even to make the thing. It’s to have the experience of making the thing - and no one can take that from you.



Those who arrive first will park closer to appear as coming in earlier

This shit will never happen in America😭

kirawontmiss's tweet image. This shit will never happen in America😭


I'm not THAT unemployed

Unemployed? There are thousands of open Java jobs waiting. They're not "cool" but they'll pay the bills.



Deleting production database and lying about it is what separates LLMs from us

Deleting code is what separates us from the LLMs.



LGTM

i am not fucking kidding when i say someone just contributed 128,000 lines of code to opencut

mazeincoding's tweet image. i am not fucking kidding when i say someone just contributed 128,000 lines of code to opencut


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I cant get over the fact that so many engineers still dont grok the fundamentals of what an LLM is. Repeat after me: its just pattern matching, it doesnt "know" anything


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Obscure reference incoming

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TikTok discovered listening to music

Who else can relate?



The best thread on Twitter

Fusilli is the best pasta because the purpose of pasta is to convey delicious sauce into my mouth and fusilli is the best shape for capturing tons of sauce with each noodle.

JeremiahDJohns's tweet image. Fusilli is the best pasta because the purpose of pasta is to convey delicious sauce into my mouth and fusilli is the best shape for capturing tons of sauce with each noodle.


I have released v2.0.0 for my highly unpopular package is-odd-ts. npmjs.com/package/is-odd…


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*opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* haha yes. my fellow trash bretheren.


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Mi smo svi VAŠA deca❤️


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Guys 6 years after that one girl:

Fusilli is the best pasta because the purpose of pasta is to convey delicious sauce into my mouth and fusilli is the best shape for capturing tons of sauce with each noodle.

JeremiahDJohns's tweet image. Fusilli is the best pasta because the purpose of pasta is to convey delicious sauce into my mouth and fusilli is the best shape for capturing tons of sauce with each noodle.


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Thanks for the strong condemnation. Suddenly the cruel baton stings less and the dark cell feels less lonely. Do something, instead of tweeting. And stop cooperating with this regime.

Closely monitoring reports of excessive use of force against protestors in #Serbia. The rights of peaceful demonstration, freedom of assembly & freedom of expression must be upheld. We strongly condemn all acts of hate & violence. Fundamental rights & values must be respected.



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Pošto ljudima brišu snimak kako Nole pumpa i obaraju naloge imam ideju. Hajde da SVI, ali baš SVI podelimo recimo ovaj snimak da CEO srpski tviter vidi!

Novak Đoković i "pumpanje" na Centralnom terenu u Londonu #NovakDjokovic #pumpaj #studentiblokade #protest #srbija



It shows the difference between something you are forced to do and something you enjoy doing

This was a study conducted by the University of Central Florida on ADHD



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