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Dad says I don't have to worry about having kids because there's already a grandson to carry on the family name - *phew*
One too many times someone has braided my hair and I didn't get their number
How is there just the one song about how someone had a good day?
Excuse me officer aren't you a little too old to be texting and driving?
Yeah, and we STILL didn't make it to the train on time
I love dreams because in them your friend can be telling you to hurry up for some reason and you're like well this baby in my hands must be mine and my feet are in box fans made of lemon so you're gonna have to wait but I understand your hurry because this is not strange at all
I constantly look like Forrest Gump early on in his run.
"Not the bees!" - me and also Nick Cage at some point
My "Memelords Only" GroupMe is giving me the best play by play of the #MayweathervMcgregor fight
Found a fidget spinner at work today so life's pretty dope right now
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