Dr. Gay
@DoctorGay
PA student, want to be doctor, who gets off on hott guys and other dumb ass patients. Dx=Diagnosis, Pt=Patient, S/P=Status Post
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Football player just rolled in. Doc and I both looked up. "I call it". Gays are everywhere.
One of my hott patients came back... The rash is spreading. This time the shirt and pants came off. Was not disappointed.
Just sutured a faggoty ass gay kid. Wanted to punch him In the face for the way he spoke to his mother.
Just got to clip back a pinky bone with the hottest ortho PA of the day.
Severe pain in both toes. 30 mins later she storms out bc of the wait. Sorry you couldn't wait for someone who has studied feet for 7 yrs.
Time to cut a bitch. Seriously this womans abscess is huge. I told her she could swear in spanish while I drain it. Dx: Staph aureus
I get to inject a patient in the ass. His soon to be x husband is an ass. Dx: Syphilis
Middle age female attempted to separate fighting cat and dog. Dx: Puncture wounds throughout
Listening to Christian Radio Where Faith Meets Reality. Straightening out my moral compass for work today. Dx: Delusional
Boy with one leg just came into Starbucks. Middle age man behind him can't stop staring. Dx: Douche
HIPAA? Nah... there are a lot of 12 year old girls and they all have legs.
I sutured this 12 year old girl... her friends were more interested in me. twitpic.com/2ije29
Interviewed a middle age white woman and was about to write for narcotics. An officer came in the room and asked her for an ID & she bolted.
When you go to a gas station and buy Red Bull and M&Ms while wearing scrubs people don't react well.
To female patient: "Is this your daughter?" Pt: "No, it is my wife". Dx: Kill me
Hott patient just got out of jail and is worried the rash on his neck will make him look bad for the judge. Dx: Folliculitis
Just did a testicular exam and the guy got a hard on, awkward. Dx: epididymal cyst.
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