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Dr. Sheldon Cooper

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How are you today? .... Bazinga! I don't care! *laughs weirdly*


warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur....


You can try. But you'll never catch me... *dives through the ball pit*


I don't quite understand the full concept of sarcasm.


Penny: What up, Moon Pie? Me: *through my teeth* No one calls me that but Mee-Maw.


Excuse me, on what planet are 'Slurp-ees', 'Ice-ees'?


I believe school is an important part of life.


Me: *about Penny* Good grief it's like talking to a monkey. Although their intelligence is far higher and substancial....


Me: *knocking on the door, fast* PennyPennyPennyPennyPennyPenny- *door opens* Penny: What the heck is wrong with you? Me: I'm the flash.


Leonard: Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I say something sarcastic? Me: You have a sarcasm sign??


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